useless

useless
1. (useless) (650↑, 105↓)
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Author: dref said right http://useless.urbanup.com/715847
2. (Useless) (121↑, 53↓)
The end result of going through the American educational system.

Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me. Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college? Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree. GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20... Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right? GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11. Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.

3. (useless) (78↑, 37↓)
1. anything that has little or no use. 2. any obbject of which has no use. 3. the opposite of [usefull](also see: [feckless]). 4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by [Gayrab] (see example of useless drivel down below).

[Gayrab]: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964\! YOU ARE A [KOOK]\! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS\! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON [WATERFALL] SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS\!"

4. (useless) (55↑, 22↓)
A person who cannot be counted on to do anything

Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless

5. (useless) (19↑, 7↓)
someone who's helpless and incompetent

Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb

6. (useless) (18↑, 8↓)
the person who can't spell object

TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'

Author: TA is retarded http://useless.urbanup.com/4011858
7. (useless) (13↑, 29↓)
Ryan U. who does absoutely nothing and makes excuses for it

Wow\! Ryan is useless

8. (useless) (8↑, 26↓)
See [commission]
9. (useless) (23↑, 52↓)
a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs

the lady from the book "so much to tell you" a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.

Author: The Muteress and The Mutelator http://useless.urbanup.com/1195192
10. (useless) (6↑, 35↓)
Keyren.

Keyren is useless\!

Author: RabidSquirrel http://useless.urbanup.com/222956
11. (useless) (5↑, 37↓)
douris

douris

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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